Finally putting up more than one audio track.. maybe this time I won't totally suck afterall.. haha.

Fuck you.

Someone fucking talk to me!

COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

If anyone would like me to do some art for them I shall.

If anyone would like to give some advice I'd really love it. Flash is being a bitch and I can't make movement work.

Got some new art stuff up. Finally doing something on here. Going to try and get more work done. Hope everyone likes it.

Hey newgrounds. I'm looking for work. I have no idea what I'm good at so throw me some ideas so I can get my lazy ass off the couch and actually do something with my life. That means you, Mr. too good to go to my softball games.

If you are reading this, you have stumbled on the page of the "great" Toastertron. I haven't done jack shit on newgrounds, but damnit I'd like to give it a shot. I can do voices. They may suck, but I have them. Send me stuff for stuff about stuff and I'll make it a real thing probably. I don't know, I'm not a Doctor. Now quickly, take of that lobster suit and help me search for the toaster. I want to make re-fried beans the old fashioned way.

Newgrounds is quite possibly the best website ever made. Thank you, Tom Fulp, for letting all artists of many kinds to come together and senselessly beat the hell out of each other with animation and games for the masses! Let us all give hazzah to the great website that we see before us!